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Monster Trucker Party

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At a trendy party, Charlotte’s (Zach Cregger) boyfriend Bigfoot (Sam Brown), a monster truck driver, clashes with his rival Grave Digger (Trevor Moore), causing absurd chaos that ends in Bigfoot’s over-the-top demise.

Quotes

Charlotte (Zach Cregger)

I love you party. Everyone is so trendy.

Barbara (Timmy Williams)

I know, thank you.

Charlotte (Zach Cregger)

And I love how you have that Asian guy here.

Barbara (Timmy Williams)

I know, isn't he great? I found him at a record store.

Charlotte (Zach Cregger)

And your apartment is like oh my god beautiful!

Barbara (Timmy Williams)

Thank you! My grandmother died.

Charlotte (Zach Cregger)

Score!

Bigfoot (Sam Brown)

I mean, they don't make them like Charlotte anymore. I'm just glad that this little lady took a liking to me.

Barbara (Timmy Williams)

Oh, you are so cute! Dump her and marry me! Dump her and marry me! You should dump her, and then you should marry me.

Bigfoot (Sam Brown)

Oh my god, it's Grave Digger.

Barbara (Timmy Williams)

What's Grave Digger?

Charlotte (Zach Cregger)

Grave Digger is a rival monster truck driver.

Barbara (Timmy Williams)

I have two monster truck drivers at my party? Treeeeendy!

Bigfoot (Sam Brown)

Grave Digger, what are you doing here?

Grave Digger (Trevor Moore)

Oh, I heard there was a monster party, so I thought I'd truck on by.

Bigfoot (Sam Brown)

Should have known you'd be here when I saw your Grave Digger monster truck in the driveway.

Grave Digger (Trevor Moore)

As for me, I think I'm gonna walk over to the other side of the room and try some of that delicious punch. AHHH! AHHH! AHH!

Bigfoot (Sam Brown)

Oh, look, a bookshelf. I wonder if they have that book I read. AHHHHH! AHH! Curious, Curious, Curious... nope don't got it.

Barbara (Timmy Williams)

You stepped on my Asian!