Sketch Info
On a hot air balloon ride with a British family, American exchange student Sam Brown desperately needs to take a chitty chitty dump dump, endangering Darren Trumeter, Trevor Moore, and Zach Cregger.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Sam (Sam Brown)
Oh aw, I got a loaf.
Mother (Zach Cregger)
I'm sorry, what?
Sam (Sam Brown)
A loaf? A beamer?
Father (Trevor Moore)
I'm sorry, I don't think we follow you, Sam.
Sam (Sam Brown)
It's BM time for American boy over here. Got a Yankee Doodle dandy.
Sam (Sam Brown)
How can I say this so you Brits understand me? I got a chitty chitty dump dump.
Father (Trevor Moore)
This is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. Every three feet or so, it's coming out coiled and knotted like some sort of giant cookie dough rope ladder.
Sam (Sam Brown)
Oh, we're dragging! It's vibrating!
Mother (Zach Cregger)
Sam, you're going through a school yard now.
Father (Trevor Moore)
Sam, little kids are running away from it screaming.
Sam (Sam Brown)
For a second there I thought it was gonna snap back up like a giant poop tape measure.
Father (Trevor Moore)
And why would it do that, Sam, in this imaginary cartoon world that you live in?
Son (Darren Trumeter)
If Sam's BM can hold, we could slide down it.
Father (Trevor Moore)
Shut your mouth.
Son (Darren Trumeter)
Well, you said so yourself, Papa. It does sort of look like a rope ladder.
Father (Trevor Moore)
Well, if that's the only way I can get back to all of my money.
Son (Darren Trumeter)
Sam, do you think it will hold?
Sam (Sam Brown)
Well, I'm only down to my nipples, so I'm going to say yes.
Sam (Sam Brown)
On your way down, don't wiggle too much. It's starting to give me a chub. Also, I'd like to point out that this is the second time we've bailed your butts out, haha. USA! USA! Aww USA!