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The Mattress

Gilly and Keeves

6 1 rating

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If you're still unsatisfied after 100 nights, you can return it for a full refund.

Quotes

0:45
Customer Service (Shane Gillis)

Yeah, there must be somebody there that's grinding those tiny little gears of yours.

0:51
Customer (John McKeever)

I mean, nobody grinds my little- I have normal gears.

1:35
Customer Service (Shane Gillis)

I sleep on an air mattress every night, but I'm cumming all the time. I cum constantly. I shoot ropes. I could have taken a nap on the fucking Hindenburg.

1:51
Customer Service (Shane Gillis)

Just sounds like she might be hitting the dilly while you're flossing.

2:26
Customer (John McKeever)

I want to return this, OK? Please.

2:27
Customer Service (Shane Gillis)

I'm telling you, you just need to cum.

2:28
Customer (John McKeever)

Put your supervisor on the phone right now, please.

2:30
Customer Service (Shane Gillis)

You want me to make you cum?

2:31
Customer (John McKeever)

No. This has nothing to do with it.

2:33
Customer Service (Shane Gillis)

I'll make you cum. You'll be out like a light.

2:34
Customer (John McKeever)

Put your supervisor on the phone right now! Put your supervisor on the phone right now!

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