Sketch Info
On the last day of high school, seniors Darren and Timmy have to do a "cause and effect" exercise that counts for 50% of their grade. Timmy creeps Darren out with homo-erotic pantomiming, and Darren’s objections lead his teacher (Zach) to give him a failing grade for the school year.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Teacher (Zach Cregger)
Hey gang. Hey there. Well, here we are. It's the last day of school before summer. That's exciting, right?
Teacher (Zach Cregger)
Darren, I'm going to give you a note. I want you to take my note and use it. Incorporate it, okay? Enjoyment. I want you to enjoy this. You like it. Yes. Enjoy. Okay.
Teacher (Zach Cregger)
Ooh. A lot of violence. That's okay. Everything's okay here. A lot of violent energy.
Teacher (Zach Cregger)
Oh, Timmy's doing some exploring. That's good. I always want to encourage that. Okay, you are exploring. Darren, you like it. You like it, okay? It's a happy time now.
Teacher (Zach Cregger)
Good, Timmy. Good. And Darren, see what he's doing with his hand here? You see how that's happening? Let's use that. Let's like it, Darren. Darren, why don't we like it? We do like this.
Teacher (Zach Cregger)
Oh, Timmy. Wow. Okay, Darren, what do we do? We enjoy. We say yes and. Yes and.
Darren (Darren Trumeter)
No, I can't do this!
Teacher (Zach Cregger)
Darren, you failed my class! Get out!
Teacher (Zach Cregger)
Go, go...