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Demon Balthasar (Trevor) is summoned from Hell to control the ouija board at a girls' slumber party.
Cast & Characters
Balthasar
Trevor Moore
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Child
Zach Cregger
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Child
Darren Trumeter
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Child
Timmy Williams
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Quotes
Demon (Sam Brown)
Hot night hell, huh?
Balthasar (Trevor Moore)
Yeah, you're telling me. What are you working on tonight?
Demon (Sam Brown)
Well, I gotta go rape some rapists, then after that I'm gonna go burn some children who didn't listen to their parents.
Balthasar (Trevor Moore)
Oh, sweet shift. Not bad.
Balthasar (Trevor Moore)
So what are you doing? I got stuck with Ouija board duty. Graveyard shift.
Demon (Sam Brown)
That sucks, man.
Balthasar (Trevor Moore)
Yeah. It's like, hey, who's in hell here?
Demon (Sam Brown)
Yeah, hope you like slumber parties.
Balthasar (Trevor Moore)
All right. I gotta go. Burn in hell.
Balthasar (Trevor Moore)
Burn in hell.
Balthasar (Trevor Moore)
If only demons had the ability to lie.
Balthasar (Trevor Moore)
This is some effed up S. I wish demons had the ability to cuss.