Sketch Info
Forgetful Sandra (Sam) and her husband (Zach) prepare to enact a role-playing fantasy involving rape. In order to ensure Sandra doesn't forget that it is only role play and alert the police again, her husband gives her a safety word, "banana", to use if she wants to stop role playing, which she forgets.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Husband (Zach Cregger)
Okay, Sandra, listen carefully. I'm gonna go outside. I'm gonna put this mask on. I'm gonna wait in the backyard for five minutes. Then I'm gonna come through that door. I'm gonna chase you around a little bit. And then I'm gonna rape you.
Sandra (Sam Brown)
I forget the safe word sometimes.
Husband (Zach Cregger)
It's banana.
Sandra (Sam Brown)
Banana?
Husband (Zach Cregger)
Banana, yes.
Sandra (Sam Brown)
If I forget to say safe word, can I say no stop and then you stop?
Husband (Zach Cregger)
This is a rape fantasy. You need to say no stop for me to enjoy myself.
Sandra (Sam Brown)
I don't know where Zach is. I think he went out to get bananas or something.
Husband (Zach Cregger)
God damn it!
Sandra (Sam Brown)
Banana!
Sandra (Sam Brown)
Mom, call the police. I'm getting raped!
Officer (Trevor Moore)
Nothing, just sometimes in police work you have to tie up loose ends.