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Glory Hole

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Candace (Timmy) catches her husband (Trevor) at the ol' glory hole.

Quotes

0:10
Candace (Timmy Williams)

Richard!

0:11
Husband (Trevor Moore)

Candace!

0:12
Candace (Timmy Williams)

I thought I'd find you here.

0:13
Husband (Trevor Moore)

What are you doing here?

0:14
Candace (Timmy Williams)

I thought I'd find you here at the old hole!

0:17
Husband (Trevor Moore)

I thought I told you to wait in the car.

0:19
Candace (Timmy Williams)

It got hot in the car and you have the keys!

0:21
Husband (Trevor Moore)

Candace, I'm kinda busy right now.

0:23
Candace (Timmy Williams)

Richard, get out of that glory hole!

0:25
Candace (Timmy Williams)

Thirteen years of marriage and time after ole GD glory hole!

0:26
Husband (Trevor Moore)

I can explain this. I'm sorry, I was weak.

0:34
Candace (Timmy Williams)

Get out of the glory hole, Richard!

0:35
Husband (Trevor Moore)

Okay, I just... Are you mad? Can we talk about this?

0:39
Candace (Timmy Williams)

We can talk about this, but first, you need to get out of that glory hole!

0:45
Husband (Trevor Moore)

I want you to know that you're 100% right. And I'm wrong. I just-

0:49
Candace (Timmy Williams)

GET OUT OF THE GLORY HOLE!

0:50
Husband (Trevor Moore)

Okay, okay, I will, I just- Candace, I love you, and I know we're meant to be together. But lately, it seems like, and maybe it's me, I just-

0:57
Candace (Timmy Williams)

ALL THE TIME YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS AND YOU HAVE YOUR THING STUCK IN THAT GLORY HOLE! You hate me don't you?

1:05
Husband (Trevor Moore)

Yes.

1:06
Candace (Timmy Williams)

YOU SAID YES!?

1:07
Husband (Trevor Moore)

Oh no no no, I wasn't saying yes to you. Sorry, I was saying yes to the glory hole.

1:10
Candace (Timmy Williams)

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHILE SOME STRANGE MAN IS PERFORMING SIN ON YOU!

1:16
Husband (Trevor Moore)

Whoa whoa, who said anything about it being a man? That's the beauty of the glory hole, is that you don't know who's on the other side. It could be anybody from-

1:21
Candace (Timmy Williams)

Richard, get out of the glory hole!

1:22
Husband (Trevor Moore)

Okay, I will.

1:23
Candace (Timmy Williams)

Out of the glory hole! Get out!

1:24
Husband (Trevor Moore)

Wait, time out!

1:25
Candace (Timmy Williams)

Get out!

1:26
Husband (Trevor Moore)

Time out! Time out! Time out, Candace!

1:29
Candace (Timmy Williams)

Get out!

1:32
Candace (Timmy Williams)

Richard!

1:33
Husband (Trevor Moore)

Shh, shh, shh. Did you hear that? Someone's in here. I heard someone get in here. Be quiet. Shh.

1:42
Candace (Timmy Williams)

Rick! Get out of the glory hole now!

1:47
Husband (Trevor Moore)

Just wait one second. Please, wait. Hold on. Okay, I'm finished.