Sketch Info
Zach constantly needs attention from the rest of the troupe. He improvises a song about Attention Deficit Disorder, then hangs himself.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Timmy Williams
So for my birthday, my mom got me this big jar of honey and this big jar of jelly. I'm gonna have the best sandwiches now, you guys.
Timmy Williams
Wow, that's really interesting, Timmy.
Zach Cregger
Trevor, you know I have an attention problem, man.
Sam Brown
Hey, we couldn't hear you guys, because you guys were over there and we were over here.
Sam Brown
Trevor, not cool. He's hurt and he's our friend.
Trevor Moore
No, he's not, and no, he's not.
Zach Cregger
But, uh, I wrote a song about it that helps explain my condition. If you guys would care to hear it, I'd sing it for you gladly.
Trevor Moore
He's doing it again.
Zach Cregger
Trevor, shut the fuck up.
Zach Cregger
Zach, all alone, baby Zach. No attention is shown to baby Zach.
Zach Cregger
I'm, like, baring my heart here. Hello. It's rude to turn your back on me, guys.
Zach Cregger
My foot still really, really hurts because I think I might have cramped or... There's something, something's sprained. Guys, I need to go to a doctor. We gotta get this checked out.
Trevor Moore
Yeah, sometimes that'll happen to people like that. I mean, he really was just doing it for attention, but sometimes those people will die if you ignore them. I don't really know what we learned here today. Let's just not hang out for a little while.