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Outrageous Fun

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We got kinda thrown off by this Australian guy that worked at the boat rental place.

Quotes

0:38
Nick Rutherford

Dude, you from Australia, dude?

0:40
Boat Guide (Beck Bennett)

Oh yeah, born and raised, but I love it here in the States.

0:43
Nick Rutherford

I bet you get tons of chicks with that accent.

0:47
Boat Guide (Beck Bennett)

Yeah, yeah, the ladies love it. I get lucky every night. So what's your guys' plan for today?

0:52
Kyle Mooney

I think we're just gonna... Have a few beers, maybe go by the shore, something like that.

0:56
Nick Rutherford

Yeah, maybe invite some chicks on the boat, play them a few songs.

0:59
Boat Guide (Beck Bennett)

Serenade them with your instrument there, get those boobies out and flying around.

1:03
Boat Guide (Beck Bennett)

Yeah, invite some dudes, start going down on pee-pees. Get some color, go swimming. So much fun out on the bay.

1:11
Kyle Mooney

What's up?

1:14
Boat Guide (Beck Bennett)

What?

1:15
Kyle Mooney

You said start going down on some pee-pees, or...

1:17
Boat Guide (Beck Bennett)

Oh yeah, the girls... what who doesn't like a nice BJ?

1:22
Nick Rutherford

Yeah, totally. Hey, you want a beer, dude?

1:26
Boat Guide (Beck Bennett)

Yeah, slip me one. I love an ice cold beer.

1:30
Boat Guide (Beck Bennett)

Yeah, hey, the states guys think we only have fosters in Australia, but nah, we got tons of beers.

1:35
Kyle Mooney

Nice, like what?

1:36
Boat Guide (Beck Bennett)

Oh, let's see, we got, uh, Coopers, Cascades, uh, start going down on a dick, sort of get a feel on the back of your throat, sort of feel the mushroom poppy in the back there, munch it down with your teeth there, you got Tooheys, you got Boggs, yeah, we got tons of beers, yeah.

1:50
Nick Rutherford

What?

1:51
Boat Guide (Beck Bennett)

What? What? What, you don't like beer? One guy doesn't like BJ's, the other guy doesn't like beer. What? Who are you guys? No, I'm just giving you a hard time.

2:06
Nick Rutherford

Uh, dude, why don't you just give us the keys to the boat?

2:09
Boat Guide (Beck Bennett)

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I have so much fun on this boat. I took it out last week with a couple of guys and a couple of girls. Everyone was wasted.

2:16
Boat Guide (Beck Bennett)

Hooking up left and right, okay? Girls gone. Fingers in butts, dicks in butts. So much fun. Sucking down on farts. Outrageous fun.

2:31
Kyle Mooney

That was weird.

2:32
Nick Rutherford

Yeah, yeah it was. I did not like the way he was looking at you. That made me uncomfortable.

2:41
Nick Rutherford

Yeah. But, you know, what can I expect when you're wearing such cute clothing all the time?

2:41
Kyle Mooney

Really?

2:49
Kyle Mooney

Stop.

2:51
Nick Rutherford

I'll never stop.