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this is how we trip

GoodNeighborStuff

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took so much dxm full body high

Quotes

0:05
Dennis (Kyle Mooney)

Hey, what's up, it's Dennis here. We basically just took like a million milligrams of DXM. We're tripping on our own mind, checking out some trippy visuals. We're just gonna tell you guys how we trip.

0:25
Dennis (Kyle Mooney)

Okay, this is Benny. Benny, what are you doing over there?

0:28
Benny (Beck Bennett)

I'm flying. Everyone can fly. Not all people know that, but you do not have to be on DXM to be flying. Everyone can fly. You know that, right?

0:35
Dennis (Kyle Mooney)

Yes, I do.

0:36
Benny (Beck Bennett)

Good.

0:37
Dennis (Kyle Mooney)

And what is that book that you have in your hand?

0:38
Benny (Beck Bennett)

This book right here, it's the language. Everyone must speak it.

0:43
Dennis (Kyle Mooney)

In comish, comprapra.

0:44
Benny (Beck Bennett)

In comprap, confeendai

0:45
Dennis (Kyle Mooney)

Yes man. Right here, Life Force Triangle. Basically, everybody's either real or fake. 90% of people are fake. The Y2K bug, it actually happened. People think that it didn't. People thought that the computers didn't shut down. Actually, they did. And because of that, 90% of people are fake. It's a bug.

1:07
Dennis (Kyle Mooney)

Right here, what we got is a portal. Basically, going through this portal allows you to experience real reality. You just have to be on DXM.

1:23
Benny (Beck Bennett)

But it's very easy to get caught in a portal. If you get caught in a portal, your brain will fly, so...

1:28
Dennis (Kyle Mooney)

Yes, and these are trip crystals. Just take a look at these things right as you're peaking, and your eye will magnify at least three times, guaranteed. And I think it allows you to see past your brain and further knowledge of, of course, new levels.

1:42
Benny (Beck Bennett)

And this is Cinnasticks...

1:46
Mom

Dennis?

1:48
Dennis (Kyle Mooney)

Hey mom, get out of here, we're just hanging out.

1:49
Benny (Beck Bennett)

Give me the crystals.

1:51
Mom

Why is this door locked?

1:52
Dennis (Kyle Mooney)

It's portal time, dude. Let's do this.

2:07
Dennis (Kyle Mooney)

I'm basically, right now what I'm doing is I'm checking my energy levels. I'm at about five, five. So I should be fine.

2:20
Dennis (Kyle Mooney)

Obviously, space and time have collided. My boys over there. Benny using an old Renegon hold. Nice, Benny.

2:36
Dennis (Kyle Mooney)

We made it through the portal. We are inter-dimensionally traveling and as you can see things are cosmic right now.

2:44
Benny (Beck Bennett)

Dennis, check us out!

2:49
Mom

Jesus Christ. Larry, he's in the portal again!