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Grill Sergeant

Gilly and Keeves

6 1 rating

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Toby Pitcarin, a military vet turned food reviewer, gets into PTSD fueled scuffle.

Quotes

0:18
Toby Pitcarin (Shane Gillis)

When I was in war, I went through a pretty traumatic experience that left my memory fragmented, but my taste buds perfectly intact. Whoa!

0:26
Toby Pitcarin (Shane Gillis)

And sure, sometimes... Fuck! Wow not cool, gang! Haha

1:12
Toby Pitcarin (Shane Gillis)

Gerudo... What's your secret to this stuff?

1:14
Chef (Stephen Lin)

Well, I'll tell you what, Toby. It's all about the spices.

1:17
Toby Pitcarin (Shane Gillis)

Ain't that true, brother? Back in the military, we used to have a saying: Oh, shit! Where's his leg? Whoa!

2:15
Food Reviewer (Kilah Fox)

I don't really like the Chinese shit on the walls. That's why I don't wear my glasses. This chicken is unreal.

2:24
Producer (Steve Gerben)

It's ok, he's just having a flashback. You're doing great. Talk a little bit more about the spices; the cinnamon, that's a little goofy, huh?

3:23
Man in Parking Lot (Chris O'Connor)

Jesus Christ, are you all right?

3:27
Toby Pitcarin (Shane Gillis)

Yeah, I'm driving around a convertible eating pussy and sandwiches for a living, asshole. Fuck you. Suck my dick.