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Tattoo Parlor

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A drunk businessman (Trevor) stumbles into a tattoo parlor and asks for a bizarre tattoo.

Quotes

0:12
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Wait, is this a tattoo parlor or a porn shop? Which one did I go in?

0:23
Zach (Zach Cregger)

You've been drinking?

0:23
Zach (Zach Cregger)

Stop.

0:25
Zach (Zach Cregger)

Doing some drinking tonight?

0:25
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Yeah.

0:26
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Yeah.

0:27
Zach (Zach Cregger)

You're wasted.

0:27
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Yeah, well.

0:47
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

I want to get Bowser from Super Mario Brothers 2. He's the dinosaur with the turtle shell over him, and he's the bad guy. I want to get Bowser on my arm, but he's got sunglasses on. He's like looking over the sunglasses, like wink. So he's got bowser, he's got shades, he's being all cool. And I want him to have a double neck guitar. Like one of those guitars with the double neck, double two head, what do they call those things?

1:20
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

I am in a condition to get a tattoo and I would like one please, thank you very much.

2:14
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

You forgot the pot leaf! Yeah the whole thing's in front of a big pot leaf, and then all that is on a cross because I'm like really religious because my mom died when I was young, so I got to get that too...

2:25
Zach (Zach Cregger)

Sir, you've given this tattoo zero thought.

2:30
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

No, I have given this tattoo some thought.

2:40
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Instead of let's party, have it say, "Happy Birthday Rick". Because he is having a birthday party tomorrow night, and he will freak out if he sees that.

2:54
Zach (Zach Cregger)

Happy Birthday Rick!

2:55
Trevor (Trevor Moore)

Yeah!

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