Goodbye Son

So son, I was thinking that when you get back we could finally finish that 3D puzzle of Mount Rushmore we've always been working on.

I'd like that a lot, dad.

Son! I was thinking that maybe when you get back we could finally go on that camping trip we've always been talking about.

Great, well get out of here you college student.

So son! I was thinking that when you get back, we could grab a beer. I know you're only 18, but you're a man in my book.

I thought you'd never ask.

We could go right now.

It's 10 o'clock in the morning, Dad.

So?

I'm going to college.

Right. College student. Sorry, but when you get back, then.

I'd love it, Dad.

Oh son! One more thing! I was thinking that, when you get back, we could buy some women like I've always wanted.

What'd you say?

I said we could buy some women like I've always wanted.

What about mom?

I didn't want to tell you today, Jeff, but mom passed away in her sleep last night. She didn't feel a thing. She went peacefully.

She's right behind you.

Oh! Hey! Fantastic! Mom's alive!

I thought she was dead. I didn't know. I thought you were dead.