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phat spot on lancer and cline ave next to romans deli

Cast & Characters

Kyle Mooney

Cast

Dave McCary

Cast

Quotes

0:03
Kyle Mooney

Dude, so glad this worked out.

0:05
Kyle Mooney

There's so much space!

0:07
Kyle Mooney

Holy crap! I didn't know there was a patio! That's ill!

0:10
Kyle Mooney

Hey, do we know anyone in a band? We should have shows here.

0:12
Kyle Mooney

We should get a sick-ass mirror. Hey, have you met the neighbors? I bet they're chill.

0:17
Kyle Mooney

Housewarming party like what? In a month?

0:19
Kyle Mooney

Check out these stickers. I say we keep them.

0:22
Kyle Mooney

Should we get DJ equipment? Turntables would be ill!

0:25
Kyle Mooney

What? They didn't even tell us about this! Dude, we should have a formal dinner party. Invite people over. Dress nice.

0:30
Dave McCary

Yeah, I think there's so many things to bring in, I think we should just talk about stuff like this later.

0:34
Kyle Mooney

For sure. Dude, living together is gonna be tight.

0:37
Kyle Mooney

We only used to kick it like every couple weeks. Now we'll kick it like every day.

0:41
Dave McCary

Kyle, what are you doing? Bring in boxes! You can put that on top of a box. We need to bring shit in.

0:46
Kyle Mooney

Beers!

0:47
Kyle Mooney

Hey, we can use my Xbox to watch DVDs!

0:49
Kyle Mooney

We got such a good deal!

0:50
Kyle Mooney

We're roommates, but we're friends too.

0:52
Kyle Mooney

Hey, do you have a Costco membership?

0:54
Dave McCary

No, no I don't.

0:55
Kyle Mooney

Bulk buys!

0:56
Kyle Mooney

This place has so much party potential. Let's invite Troy over.

1:00
Kyle Mooney

Brownies! Hey, you know what I'm talking about!

1:02
Kyle Mooney

Dare I say margarita night?

1:03
Kyle Mooney

Fix up project. I'm down.

1:05
Kyle Mooney

We can have house parties. We'll keep it chill and low-key. But we'll have some big ones.

1:10
Kyle Mooney

Decent parking around here, too.

1:12
Dave McCary

Kyle, I don't- we should not live together. This is a bad idea.

1:16
Kyle Mooney

I thought we were cool. You were like my best friend.

1:19
Kyle Mooney

This place had so much potential.

1:22
Kyle Mooney

Am I the friend that nobody likes?

1:23
Kyle Mooney

Man, this has been a rough year for me.

1:25
Kyle Mooney

Can we talk about this?

1:26
Kyle Mooney

Plus I've been having problems with my back this year.

1:29
Kyle Mooney

This place was going to be so dope.

1:31
Kyle Mooney

I needed this.

1:32
Kyle Mooney

Are we having a fight right now?

1:33
Kyle Mooney

Maybe we should have house meeting about this.

1:35
Kyle Mooney

Dude, I've been wanting a place like this for so long, and to live with you is like the opportunity of a lifetime.

1:40
Kyle Mooney

I always do this. I push people away.

1:42
Kyle Mooney

This place has mad party potential.

1:45
Kyle Mooney

Let's start all over. I can be chill.

1:48
Kyle Mooney

Was it something I said?

1:50
Dave McCary

Yeah, I think it was pretty much everything, everything you said.

1:53
Kyle Mooney

Can we talk more about this? Are you sure you want to do this, dude?

1:56
Kyle Mooney

Man, nothing ever works out for me.

1:58
Kyle Mooney

Can we still kick it?

1:59
Kyle Mooney

Please think about this, man. It could be so chill.

2:03
Kyle Mooney

Every year I lose a friend. And now you?

2:06
Kyle Mooney

This stuff gets me so down.

2:07
Kyle Mooney

You know I used to be the fat kid?

2:09
Kyle Mooney

It's like nobody's on my side.

2:11
Kyle Mooney

Can I get a break for just once?

2:12
Kyle Mooney

This place was gonna be sick!

2:14
Kyle Mooney

Thanks for opening up to me. This was good talk.

2:17
Kyle Mooney

Are you sure you want to do this to me, dude?

2:24
Dave McCary

Alright, man. Fine. We'll just give it a shot.

2:29
Kyle Mooney

I knew you'd come around!

2:30
Kyle Mooney

This place is fat!

2:32
Kyle Mooney

Roomie crisis averted.

2:34
Kyle Mooney

Now this place seems even iller than before.

2:36
Kyle Mooney

Yes! We're boys again!

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