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went to a party
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Kyle Mooney
He goes wait, that's a duck duck and he comes back. He's like wait, bark bark for pigs.
Kyle Mooney
I was sinking that maybe we should sorta talk about what happened the other night or whatever.
Kyle Mooney
Okay, that was... that was not ooh... I was not expecting that.
Milana Vayntrub
Hah! Yeah, I know me neither.
Kyle Mooney
And it's like, what are we now? Is it friends with benefits? Is it rationship, kind of more long term? Or is it just an innocent thing, like it happened, maybe it happen again, if we're at a party or dever. But it doesn't matter if it's for that tood.
Milana Vayntrub
I think it's just more of an innocent thing. And I didn't understand that last thing you said.
Kyle Mooney
It's like on top of that, it's like, you and me, such good friends.
Milana Vayntrub
Are we? I just went to the party because I'm friends with Beck's girlfriend.
Kyle Mooney
But we were hitting it off like trazy.
Milana Vayntrub
Okay Kyle, I'm just going to be honest with you. After you kissed me and ran away and I didn't see you for the rest of the night, I hooked up with your roommate Nick.
Nick Rutherford
That was easy.
Kyle Mooney
Ohhhh... because I saw you the next day and I was like, she must've had a lot of fun at the party.
Kyle Mooney
That's better that way, I think.
Milana Vayntrub
Yeah. Yeah.
Kyle Mooney
So you're sure you don't want to do the friends of benefits things anymore?
Milana Vayntrub
Yeah, no, I never wanted to do that.
Kyle Mooney
If it's something you don't want to do, you can do it, but I think you shouldn't do it. To be honest.
Kyle Mooney
So, I'm gonna, I shoulda get going mmmmm
Milana Vayntrub
Oh, don't do that.
Kyle Mooney
No.
Kyle Mooney
Oh, I'll call you. I'll call you. Oh, you're such a sweetheart. You're such a lovely one.
Kyle Mooney
I... you trall me or I'll call you. It's up to you. Oww
Kyle Mooney
You're such a sweetheart. She's a darling! Oh! Okay! Bye! Just see you! Hey! Don be a stranger! You're best friend!