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most confusing guy

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Kyle Mooney

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Dave McCary

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Quotes

0:01
Dave McCary

Kyle, my man, what up?

0:02
Kyle Mooney

Hey, dude. Hey, you missed Emily's thing, man!

0:05
Dave McCary

Oh, that's right. I had to work early, so I didn't go out.

0:08
Kyle Mooney

Yeah, it was crazy. They had an astro jump there.

0:10
Dave McCary

Oh, yeah?

0:12
Kyle Mooney

We were jumping like crazy.

0:14
Dave McCary

What are you doing here?

0:16
Kyle Mooney

Probably gonna go out tonight, maybe go to Brian's. Do you think you wanna go?

0:19
Dave McCary

I don't know. I don't know yet.

0:22
Dave McCary

Okay, now you're playing lacrosse and you're boxing. Now you're driving around. Okay, man, I get it. You like sports.

0:31
Kyle Mooney

I never... haven't heard of sports.

0:33
Dave McCary

Excuse me. You haven't heard of sports?

0:37
Kyle Mooney

No!

0:38
Dave McCary

What? Kyle! Don't run away. Come here.

0:45
Dave McCary

What happened?

0:46
Kyle Mooney

I didn't none.

0:47
Dave McCary

Did you get scared?

0:49
Kyle Mooney

No...

0:52
Dave McCary

What is going on? Kyle, come here. What just happened?

0:57
Kyle Mooney

Nun, I was in there talking about Emily's party.

1:00
Dave McCary

I know, and then you ran away.

1:01
Kyle Mooney

I know. I'm sared!

1:03
Dave McCary

What are you scared about?

1:04
Kyle Mooney

I don't know. You tell me!

1:08
Dave McCary

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you. You ran away in the middle of a conversation and you're running away again. You can't keep running away.

1:19
Kyle Mooney

Are you there yet?

1:23
Dave McCary

Yep, we're there.

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