i hate this song

Kyle, this song is terrible. Really?

This song is bad.

Yes. It is bad

It's gotta be one of the worst songs they play.

What? I don't know, maybe.

Oh, man. Dude, this is really, really bad.

Kyle, you clearly like the song.

What? No. You think I... Hey, hello, man. You take your pills today?

No, I do not like this. No offense to the singer, but... Kind of sounds like total crap.

No one would talk about it like this if they didn't really like the song.

No come on man! Are you listening to this? This song... stinks. I mean let me turn it up man.

What are these lyrics? This is so bad. I'm talking some serious crapola here bub. Who is this artist by the way?

I don't care, who cares.

Ah we gotta find out man. I gotta make fun of this. Can you google it on your phone search the lyrics or something?

I can't believe this. How do they how do they expect people to like actually buy this total crud? You know what I mean?

I don't know crud, really Kyle? You really honestly want me to believe that you do not enjoy this song at all.

No man it's not, it's just not good. it's just not what people should be listening to. I mean who is this?

Julie Diamond.

Julie? Julie Diamond. That's what they're calling this. All right. Good job music industry. Yeah, you just uh... just put out some serious BS.

That's not even a memorable name. It's not even a good name for a pop star.

Kyle, the name is not that bad.

It's bad. It's really, really bad.

You're just saying that because you love this music.

Okay, man. Yeah, yeah, I like this music. Okay, you feeling okay, bud?

Yeah, I'm feeling fine, man.

Oh, man.

Where are we?

I was just thinking it'd be really funny. We go in to Best Buy. We buy all of the Julie Diamond CDs? We buy all of them. We just clear them out.

No.

This way. No, hear me out. Hear me out. This way nobody ever again has to listen to this stinky pile of doo-doo. I mean, that's just me being honest with you.

This is one of the stupidest things that's ever happened to me in my life.

I think it's funny, man! I think this is one of the best pranks we've pulled, man!

There's nothing funny about it.

Can you go on your phone and see if there's any other, uh, Julie Diamond merchandise? Let's get it all. Let's just get it all, posters...

No, I don't want to be a part of this.

Come on, man! This is funny stuff, man!

No.

I'll be right back. This is good. I like what you're doing. I like it.

Oh God, they're sold out. We should just go to another Best Buy, man. Get all the CDs there. Hah!

No. No.

Come on, man. This is funny, funny stuff.

There's gotta be better things that we can do with our time.

Do you think she tours? Do you think she does concerts?

I'm sure she tours. Who cares?

We gotta get everybody together, have a few drinks, go to the concert. Just make fun of Julie Diamond the whole time. This is a gold mine, man!

No, I don't want to be a part of this.

This is great.