Sketch Info
See More of Gettin It In
HAPPY HALLOWEEN PIMP$
Cast & Characters
Alex
Kyle Mooney
· Cast
Quotes
1:27
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
So let's see, that's Tanya. And I got with her sister Maria. And two nights ago I took out Katie. So yeah, I'm on pimp status overload. Plus I'm fast and I like skateboards.
1:44
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
Knock knock. Dick or treat. Oh why hello Mrs. Hightower. Why don't you turn around and I can slam that fat ass. Man I love digging in into that puss puss. I don't need no candy. I just need your fat, funky ass, baby.
2:24
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
I might be small, but I got those big old dangly balls. Das wassup!