Sketch Info
See More of smoking
new pieces and tips
Cast & Characters
Kyle Mooney
Cast
Quotes
Kyle Mooney
Here's a few tips, some fun 420 dishes, dude, and ways to make your holidays as hydchronic-ponic as possible.
Kyle Mooney
And don't forget, bring your stingies.
Kyle Mooney
And now for the Buffy stuffies, dude. It's just like stuffing for your turkey. Basically, what you're going to need to do are any Roy's, J's, Bing Haters, Billy Bongs, or Pieces.
Kyle Mooney
Just grab your papers, grind babies, even busy papers. Feel free to pull them out too. As they stick on here, dude, you will notice that they will begin to burn and to crystallize, dude.
Kyle Mooney
These are still hittable, and if you have gosh-gosh seeds in them, it actually might make you higher, dude. Wooh!
Kyle Mooney
I like to just open it in there to make sure that I get really greenied come turkey time.
Kyle Mooney
Leave that in there for about two hours and then take it out and you'll have some purified Bermuda Buddha Buffy stuffies.
Kyle Mooney
Take some mashed potatoes, right here we have a pre-blazed batch right here, and simply spread them all across. It's starting to look like resin raisins, isn't it?
Kyle Mooney
Mmm, smells like some good, blazed home cooking. Probably better than anything you'd ever read in a sconer magazine, dude.
Kyle Mooney
And finally, dude, Thanksgiving would not be Thanksgiving without a private bowl in the shower. Or as I like to call it, Buds N Suds.
Kyle Mooney
Hope you guys have a very 420-friendly Thanksgiving feast. Always bleed us on and stay in a cloud of puff-puff past. And remember, if your family asks if you're stinking, simply say, nope, I was making greenie-beanie-meanies. They'll think it's green beans.