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10 9 8 7 fuck it I dont need a countdown to get my dick wet
Cast & Characters
Alex
Kyle Mooney
· Cast
Quotes
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
And I love New Year's Eve, cuz it means I'll be gettin' that New Year's beav. Hey, mmm, mmm, I can't reach it. Come on down here. Mmm, vitamin P. That stands for pussy.
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
Hey, I think I might be in love. Wait, hold up. I'm just playing. I'm gonna hit it and quit it, then get with ten other girls. No doubt.
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
My New Year's resolution? Less hooking up, smaller dick, and uglier chicks. Wait. That's impossible. I guess I'll just have to cut out sweets and focus on that flappy fish fillet.
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
Small guy, albinormally a fly.
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
Hey, 2012. More like 2069. Cuz I'ma... Cuz I'ma be 69'n! Let's go!
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
It don't matter that I'm short, because I still got those big ass, hairy ass gorilla balls, and I'm always getting it in, driving in my rock hard, veiny throbbing mushroom daddy into that premium punani.
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
Hey, what are all these bumps on my wiener? Have I been hooking up too much? Oh, I also got a new mountain bike. Your titties look like hot air balloons.
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
I hope you have a very wonderful and safe New Year's Eve. And remember, don't drink and drive. Unless you're getting roadhead.