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win some lose some

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Quotes

0:01
Kyle Mooney

No there goes the series! No! That was such a big mistake, no man! Bah I'm sad. Daniels! Why'd you throw it away Daniels!

0:19
Kyle Mooney

Daniels had a second left and he didn't even throw it in?

0:23
Dave McCary

What was it, a football game?

0:24
Kyle Mooney

It was such a bad play by Daniels! That's so sad for my team and me. I'm such a big supporter.

0:34
Kyle Mooney

Now we're gonna have to do another two whole games before they come back to the championship series playoffs.

0:40
Kyle Mooney

Nichols is on the sideline. He must be injured.

0:44
Kyle Mooney

Why didn't you make that play? Score for once.

0:48
Dave McCary

Score what? A touchdown?

0:50
Kyle Mooney

Score more points to win the game. Benjels is over there making the worst calls.

0:57
Dave McCary

Benjels?

1:00
Dave McCary

Just tell me the team names of the sport. I'm just trying to figure out. I don't know what-

1:04
Kyle Mooney

It's the second.

1:07
Dave McCary

Football, baseball...

1:08
Kyle Mooney

Come on, Benjels! Get loose!

1:13
Dave McCary

What does Benjels mean?

1:14
Kyle Mooney

Benjels is one of the players. He's one of the coaches in the division. If he passes through the series, then he'll be a Hall of Famer, okay? Is that that hard to understand? Please just read the stats.

1:27
Kyle Mooney

They have three rounds. We made the second. We're gonna be on the first. And if they pass it, that will be college level. Get it through your skull.

1:38
Kyle Mooney

Come on, Andersons!

1:42
Kyle Mooney

We both love the game so much.

1:45
Dave McCary

I don't know what game you're talking about.

1:47
Kyle Mooney

I'm talking about all the athletic sports that we love, but our teams always blow it. Man, we love that stuff. Benjles!

1:59
Dave McCary

What is Benjles? I don't know what you're talking about.

2:01
Kyle Mooney

He's in charge, and he's not even at 480 yet. No!

2:06
Dave McCary

What does 480 mean?

2:08
Kyle Mooney

That's for the stat! How's he gonna get to round two if he's doing that? No, not on my team! No!

2:19
Kyle Mooney

They had a chance, they could have won the whole thing...

2:22
Dave McCary

What?

2:23
Kyle Mooney

They've won the whole thing!

2:27
Kyle Mooney

I thought they were the best team. I've been watching these teams since I was a kid, and I collect all of it!

2:33
Dave McCary

Collect what?

2:34
Kyle Mooney

All of it!

2:37
Dave McCary

Stop, Kyle! You can't really run far, I'm still gonna find you.

2:41
Kyle Mooney

Daniels Jr!

2:42
Kyle Mooney

Oh, come on Kendalson!

2:43
Kyle Mooney

Another year. I hope we make it to the travelers next year.

2:50
Dave McCary

The travelers?

2:52
Kyle Mooney

This is my favorite!

2:55
Dave McCary

Okay so let me find a pen. you can write down your favorite team.

3:01
Kyle Mooney

Okay!

3:05
Dave McCary

Right come here. I want you to write down the team. There's a pen.

3:13
Kyle Mooney

I know, I'll write it down for you!

3:15
Kyle Mooney

Okay write down the team. Write down the sport. Write down the players. I want to see all of it.

3:52
Dave McCary

Round two versus Nichols. Go Dennison?

4:00
Kyle Mooney

I want him to win.

4:02
Dave McCary

Who is he?

4:04
Kyle Mooney

He's the number scorer for the whole-!