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Cast & Characters
Alex
Kyle Mooney
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Quotes
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
Looks like a kid. Fucks like Paul Bunyan.
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
Alex Matheson, fucking since I was born. April 16th, 1997. Do the math, soldiers!
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
Pussy tastes like Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
Everybody always be giving candy to their girl. Yeah, I just dip my dick in chocolate.
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
Roses are red, violets are blue, and I'm about to eat pussy.
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
Girls all be like, be mine. I'm like, okay, let me fuck you from the behind. And then I fucked them. I got two Nintendo DS's and I'm trying to get a third, but I only got $14 saved up.
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
But before I go, always remember to please practice safe sex. Unless it don't feel good, let's just do it the other way.