chris unleashed

They fucking kicked me out of Kentwood.

I got a letterman's jacket and badassery, bitch.

You know, I passed all my classes. Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. On the way to the parking lot to drink vodka and stick my tongue down Allie's throat, bitch.

But seriously, Vice Principal Roslin's just been fucking pissing me off. You know, you skip a couple classes, maybe you accidentally sell E to some special ed kid, and next thing you know, you're Chris Bin Laden on the run from the fucking Twin Towers.