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damn so rock hard happy fathrs day
Cast & Characters
Alex
Kyle Mooney
· Cast
Quotes
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
So all my baby daddies, please stand up. And all my young ladies, mind if I come in?
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
Lieutenant Commander Don Matheson of the US Navy, AKA the man who invented swag, AKA really big down there, but not as big as his boy Alex, AKA my biggest inspiration. Dad, I love you so much.
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
We ended up meeting these two college girls and they went home with us and this one girl started going down on me and she started to be so dry. that we had to go to the hospital because they had to see if they'd ever given a guy that good of a blow job before and it turned out they hadn't. So they had to give me medicine.
Alex (Kyle Mooney)
Hookup bot needs to hookup. Hookup bot needs like pussy to eat because that is what like hookup bot loves to eat and hookah bot will take his goo blaster and get it in that flappy fish flappies. That is what is up.