Sketch Info
bruce working
Cast & Characters
Bruce Chandling
Kyle Mooney
· Cast
Dave McCary
Cast
Quotes
Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney)
By the way did the comic come up with this? Cuz some of this stuff like, I feel like I could see somebody doing in their act. Right. a duck that's friends with a monkey who he can't swim. That's hilarious. That's like something I would do.
Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney)
Could you imagine yourself being like a duck but you You don't want to get in the water? Yeah, that's the way I feel every day when I hop on the 48 freeway.
Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney)
Why is it called voiceover?
Dave McCary
What do you mean?
Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney)
Because I don't want my voice to be over.
Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney)
Hey, trust me, you know somebody knock it out? Consider me Hank Brian.
Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney)
Because, you know, when I was a kid, I used to watch the Saturday morning cartoons. You know, Clarence and the Niece Street Gang, Dude for the Dragon, The Belly Kids, all that. Joey the Rat. I love it.
Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney)
You know, it sounds like, you know, some sort of, uh, you know, metal, uh, militia is coming after us. You know, these robot soldiers. Of course, that's the thing. Society is so obsessed with electronics, right?
Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney)
Because even in romance, you know, you heard about the online dating? Online dating. Frankly, I think they should call it in-line dating because you should be in-line at the mental institution if you like online dating.
Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney)
Do you ever stop eating? Wait, I already know the answer to that.
Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney)
One day Gina Goose will see me for the smart, cool, and totally fly duck that I am. But first I should probably tell her my name.
Dave McCary
Alright, you're gonna stay consistently one voice. Don't dip into your voice.
Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney)
Okay, well... Of course everybody these days is so obsessed with electronics.