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have to take care of it
Cast & Characters
Quotes
0:03
Beck Bennett
Paper beats rock.
0:04
Nick Rutherford
What the hell is that?
0:05
Kyle Mooney
Crenaton 14 beats both.
0:06
Nick Rutherford
What?
0:07
Beck Bennett
Crenaton 4 beats both.
0:09
Kyle Mooney
Fourteen.
0:11
Beck Bennett
Fourteen.
0:49
Nick Rutherford
Okay, so, uh, there is a- tribe of natives who live in our front yard. They think I'm some sort of chosen one. If we mow the lawn, we'll destroy their homeland.
1:04
Beck Bennett
Nick, we all do things to help out around the house, okay? I do the laundry, you take care of the front yard, and Kyle draws pictures of himself drawing pictures of himself.
1:11
Kyle Mooney
It's like you don't even care, Nick.
3:00
Kyle Mooney
What happened to all your friends?
3:10
Nick Rutherford
They're a bunch of turd herders.
3:13
Beck Bennett
A bunch of what?
3:14
Nick Rutherford
Yeah, real disgusting people. We don't want them around here.
3:32
Beck Bennett
Oh, perfect.