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0:03
Kyle Mooney

To my best friends. You guys mean so much to me. And I don't know what I'd be without you. The Triple Threat Trio Rage Brigade.

0:22
Kyle Mooney

To Nick. You're a certifiably crazy insane mofo. Sometimes he gets me a little pissed. Other times, you could be so real.

0:42
Kyle Mooney

You're my baby Bubba.

0:45
Kyle Mooney

To Beck. Wow. The gentle giant. Freaking grade A pimp right here.

1:12
Kyle Mooney

MP3s, magazines, it doesn't matter! If we like them enough, we can invite them over. As long as we have fun.

1:20
Kyle Mooney

I know I'm not the most... Cleanliest roommate in the whole world. I know we might fight sometimes over what we record on the DVR, Nick.

1:36

Whoa, bing bong, high, low, high, low, low, high, hello, anchor drop.

1:45
Beck Bennett

Lemon.

1:46
Nick Rutherford

Lime.

1:47
Kyle Mooney

Cherry pie. Shh, she's sleeping.

1:49
Nick Rutherford

Who's sleeping?

1:50
Beck Bennett

She's very, very tired.

1:58
Nick Rutherford

I spin, you spin!

2:01
Kyle Mooney

I spin, you spin!

2:02
Beck Bennett

I spin, we spin!

2:03
(Kyle Mooney), (Beck Bennett)

Spotlight!

2:06
Beck Bennett

Alright everyone down on the ground! This is a robbery! Put your wallets in the bag. Don't look at me bitch!

2:11
Nick Rutherford

I can take him!

2:12
Kyle Mooney

Don't try to be a hero, man!

2:13
Nick Rutherford

I know I can take him! Hey!

2:14
Beck Bennett

Hey! Bang!

2:15
Nick Rutherford

Ow! Bang!

2:16
Beck Bennett

Ow!

2:17

Wooooow!

2:18
Kyle Mooney

Hoola hoop!

2:19
Nick Rutherford

Ice cream scoop!

2:20
Beck Bennett

Little poop, I'm sorry!

2:23
Kyle Mooney

Taxi?

2:24
Nick Rutherford

Yeah, taxi.

2:25
Beck Bennett

Oh, I'm the taxi man.

2:26
(Kyle Mooney), (Nick Rutherford)

Spotlight!

2:31
Kyle Mooney

You have to get out of here. My husband will be here in any minute.

2:33
Nick Rutherford

I don't care. I love you.

2:36
Kyle Mooney

That's him right now.

2:38
Kyle Mooney

Honey, you're home early.

2:40
Beck Bennett

I heard voices.

2:42
Kyle Mooney

Must have been the TV on upstairs.

2:43
Beck Bennett

Where is he, bitch?

2:44
Nick Rutherford

Don't you dare hurt her!

2:46
Beck Bennett

Whore! Bang!

2:48
Nick Rutherford

Ow! Bang!

2:50
Beck Bennett

Ow!

2:51

Whoa!

2:52
Nick Rutherford

I'm lonely.

2:53
Kyle Mooney

Ex-girlfriend!

2:54

I wonder how she's doing.

2:59

Ooh la la! Ooh la la! Status report!

3:01
Ex-Girlfriend (Milana Vayntrub)

I've been traveling a lot.

3:02
Ex-Girlfriend (Kate Hackett)

I got a new job.

3:03
Ex-Girlfriend (Angela Trimbur)

I've been seeing your friend, Kevin.

3:05
Beck Bennett

What? Is it serious?

3:10
Ex-Girlfriend (Angela Trimbur)

Yes.

3:12

Ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka, ooga-chaka, whack!

3:18
Beck Bennett

He's ready.

3:19
Kyle Mooney

Release him.

3:20
Nick Rutherford

Let's bring out the beast.

3:21
(Kyle Mooney), (Nick Rutherford)

Here comes the beast. Here comes the beast. Here comes the beast.

3:47

Feeling fine! Wine and dine! California Love!

4:19
Nick Rutherford

Coast is clear!

4:20
Beck Bennett

Have no fear!

4:23

Now we drink the beer!

4:29
Beck Bennett

Okay, I'm not paying for the cab this time guys.

4:31
Kyle Mooney

I gotta get my jacket.

4:33
Beck Bennett

Alright, let's go!

4:34
Nick Rutherford

Brush my teeth, brush my teeth!