Sketch Info
to help connect with each other
Cast & Characters
Quotes
0:36
Kyle Mooney
Dear Nick, when you drink you become a monster. A monster I don't want to be around. Your best friend is a Budweiser. Don't reach for it. Don't drink it. Reach for me. I'm here for you. Always have been, always will be. This is how I make my music.
0:51
Beck Bennett
Nick, how does that make you feel?
0:52
Nick Rutherford
Makes me feel like I'm friends with a big freak.
2:17
Nick Rutherford
My name is Nick, and forgive me for I have sinned.
2:29
Kyle Mooney
Your poem makes you sound like a little pussy.
2:31
Beck Bennett
Yep. You're a real loser. And I don't want to be a part of this anymore. Good luck.