my roommate is gay!!$ !

What is that, dude? So gay, man!

No, I'm just writing an email.

It's not... Are you, like, writing it to all the other gay guys to be like, hey, guys, we're gay together, dude? So gay!

I'm just writing a thank you letter to my mom.

Dude, it's cool if you're gay, but, like, we all live here, and, dude, we don't always need to see that you've been doing gay stuff like that.

That's my girlfriend, Sarah. She moved in with us six months ago, car.

Is she about to, like, turn into a guy that you're gonna dress up in like a tuxedo and spend like a nice evening with?

Would you stop blowing them in my room, man? Get out of here! What do you think this is, dude?

I'm fine with you being gay. I just don't need you coming in here like getting blown by your friend.

You know I'm not gay. I don't know what that guy is doing to me and my body, man.

Listen, sorry about barging in here. If you're gay, it's cool with me.