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Retarded But Not

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A glimpse into my childhood

Quotes

0:15
Child (Beck Bennett)

Great, here comes Ronnie the retard.

0:26
Child (Beck Bennett)

We're playing with trucks. Do you want to race around?

0:30
Ronny (Nick Rutherford)

I can't. I'm retarded.

0:58
Ronny (Nick Rutherford)

I love using the power of imagination to pretend that there's a tiny motor inside this vehicle, and I'm behind the wheel operating it at a sensible speed.

1:09
Ronny (Nick Rutherford)

I'm sorry, it must be difficult to understand what I'm saying.

1:11
Child (Beck Bennett)

Yeah, we don't speak Retardanese.

1:18
Child (Kyle Mooney)

Hey, Ronnie, why do you wear that helmet? I don't see a bike anywhere.

1:22
Ronny (Nick Rutherford)

Actually, my doctors feel that I may be a danger to myself because of the extreme nature of my particular retardation.

1:30
Child (Kyle Mooney)

I dare you to take it off.

1:32
Ronny (Nick Rutherford)

No, it's probably ill-advised.

1:36
Child (Beck Bennett)

We'll be your friend.

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