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kyle can't do anything right

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0:10
Kyle Mooney

I'll wash them, man. You don't have to freakin' heart attack. Like the walls gonna explode. I mean, cuz it ain't gonna explode so soon.

0:25
Nick Rutherford

Yeah, Kyle, stand up to me, dude.

0:27
Kyle Mooney

Okay. I think, actually, you're the idiot. I think if I had my way, I'd freakin' start kicking you so hard, man. Then your girlfriend would be like... Please, don't hurt him much more. Can I kiss you? I'll be like, sorry, babe.

0:39
Nick Rutherford

We can't understand you when you turn around completely like that.

0:41
Kyle Mooney

Why don't you guys pick on somebody who's like your own size, because you walk around like, we're the giants of this land. We can do whatever we want. I'll tell you something. You can't do whatever you want. Not to me. No way, no how, buddy.

0:56
Beck Bennett

We're all about the same size, Kyle.

1:10
Kyle Mooney

You think you're president or something? You definitely are not president.

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