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Racist Show Pitches

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It takes a racist-sounding "fish out of water" story for a television pitch to go well -- or so Zach thinks. Unfortunately, all of his ideas, including 'Yuppie-Indentured Servant", "Black Doctor" "Jewtown", "Too Many Lesbos", and "What's The Deal With Mexican Tits?" are shot down by network executive Trevor.

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Zach Cregger

Check out the hilarious new show, Yuppie Indentured Servant.

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Zach Cregger

What? It's a fish out of water story.

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Trevor Moore

Okay, but... The fish out of water story is that it's weird for a white man to be a slave to an Asian man, which suggests that the norm would be the other way around.

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Zach Cregger

Well, he was riding his bike when there was a lightning strike. And now he reads real fast. He's good at science and math. Black doctor.

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