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Happier with your Mouth Open

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A director (Zach) gives odd direction to actors (Trevor, Darren) on a dramatic cop show.

Quotes

0:14
Actor (Trevor Moore)

Looks to me like a lover's quarrel that turned ugly. Real ugly.

0:18
Actor (Darren Trumeter)

I'm gonna have to disagree with your detective work, though. I'd say it looks like we've got a serial killer.

0:22
Actor (Trevor Moore)

Think it's our guy?

0:23
Actor (Darren Trumeter)

Matches his M.O. Look at how the head barely hangs on by the flesh of the neck. Hands and feet are completely removed. Entire body's wrapped in its own intestines.

0:32
Actor (Trevor Moore)

Man, I could've sworn it was a lover's quarrel.

0:34
Actor (Darren Trumeter)

Rookie mistake.

1:16
Director (Zach Cregger)

I want you to do it again, and I want you to do it happier and with your mouth open.

1:23
Actor (Trevor Moore)

What?

1:24
Director (Zach Cregger)

Yeah, happier and with your mouth open, okay?

2:22
Director (Zach Cregger)

I want that unpredictability. You know, you're virile, right? So we're gonna do it again, and this time, we're gonna go even happier and with your mouth open, okay?

2:35
Actor (Darren Trumeter)

Mr. Sheldon, can we talk about that?

2:36
Director (Zach Cregger)

You're gonna be great. You're gonna be great. Roger.

2:37
Actor (Trevor Moore)

Yeah, I have a question.

2:38
Director (Zach Cregger)

Happier, mouth open even more.

2:40
Actor (Trevor Moore)

What?

3:17
Director (Zach Cregger)

Forget all, forget everything, okay?

3:19
Actor (Trevor Moore)

Good, done.

3:21
Director (Zach Cregger)

Clean slate, we're going to do this completely way, way, way, way, way happier. Your mouth is gonna be way, way, way, way more open, okay? Just big time.

3:32
Director (Zach Cregger)

Mitchell, I wanna see you happier with your mouth open. You guys are on the same page. That's why we're a team. I love it. This is gonna be magic. Everybody, this is the money shot. I feel it in my bones.

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