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Fart Dinner

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At a restaurant, (Trevor) pretends to have gas.

Quotes

0:05
Timmy Williams

Hi, how is everyone? My name is Timothy, and I will be your server this evening, if you'll have me.

0:11
Zach Cregger

Yes, we will have you.

0:12
Timmy Williams

Okay, great. Well, I will go let my manager know that, and I'll be right back for your orders.

0:53
Trevor Moore

Oh, man. (fart noise) Oh, I'm sorry. (fart noise) Oh, God. (fart noise) Oh, no. (fart noise) Oh, not at dinner. (fart noise) Oh, I'm sorry, everybody. (fart noise) Oh, oh, does that smell? (fart noise) Oh, does that smell really bad, everybody?

1:17
Zach Cregger

Well, did you actually pass gas or did you just make that sound with your mouth?

1:45
Trevor Moore

I'm just joking. I did that all with my mouth. That wasn't a real fart.

1:49
Trevor Moore

Look at this guy's face. You believe me. This guy believed me. I did that all with my mouth.

2:39
Trevor Moore

Again, I did that all with my mouth. That was completely fake. That is all up here.

2:44
Zach Cregger

I understand that, Darnell. It's just that we're at a very nice restaurant.

2:47
Trevor Moore

I know. Don't worry. I'm not really farting. It's all up here.

3:02
Trevor Moore

Call a fart doctor, this is the big one.

3:30
Darren Trumeter

Honey, what are you doing?

3:31
Trevor Moore

I don't know. I'm trying to impress your parents.