Blind Not Blind

Okay, you are pretty much completely blind.

Really?

Yeah, I'm surprised you haven't noticed this before.

Doctor, I don't believe you. I mean, everything's, you know, blurry and fuzzy.

Well, that's the thing. Things aren't supposed to look blurry and fuzzy.

Leepin' lizards! I can't believe I've gone my whole life without seeing the beauty of alcohol prep pads in your ceiling. It's gorgeous. Doctor! Your floor looks like a fireworks show!

Just wait till you see a fireworks show.

My eyes are fixed!- Oh, God.

Maybe if I just... It's no use. Damage is done.

What damage? What are you looking at?

Who'd have thought my life's highest point and its lowest would come... a mere minute apart. My world was given to me in the form of my restored vision, but it was cruelly taken away in the form of I married a fat sow.

You know, we can hear every single word you're saying right now.

I loved you!

I knew.

Well played.

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