Sketch Info
Cowboys (WKUK) need to put on campfire shows for each other. Timmy walks off the set in anger.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Trevor Moore
And four travel weary cowboys are sitting around the campfire just trying to pass the time.
Timmy Williams
Five! Five travel weary cowboys!
Darren Trumeter
You better start brainstorming to some kind of something where I'll kill you and wear your boots!
Trevor Moore
I'll kill you and wear your boots!
Zach Cregger
I like to hula for all the strangers in town. I like to hula-
Sam Brown
That's just gay!
Zach Cregger
I'll shoot you and wear your boots!
Trevor Moore
How can it be gay if he's a Hawaiian hula girl?
Zach Cregger
Kenny, are you crying?
Trevor Moore
What? No, I think I just got some pee in my eyes.
Zach Cregger
That ain't pee, you're crying.
Trevor Moore
No, it's pee. Must be some splashback from earlier.
Zach Cregger
Did his story make you sad?
Trevor Moore
No, I peed on my face.
Zach Cregger
Show the three of us your mood ring right now, goddammit.
Timmy Williams
Fuck this sketch.
Trevor Moore
His story made me horny. (brandishes revolver)
Zach Cregger
Shit, man, you're horny. Fuck it. I don't care.
Timmy Williams
I'm gonna start my own comedy troupe where my guy's always the star and every sketch ends in song.
Timmy Williams
They're gonna be begging me to be on the Timmy Williams sketch group and everybody's gonna love it and they're gonna just fuckin' not know what to do with themselves anymore.