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Cowboy

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Cowboys (WKUK) need to put on campfire shows for each other. Timmy walks off the set in anger.

Quotes

0:13
Trevor Moore

And four travel weary cowboys are sitting around the campfire just trying to pass the time.

0:19
Timmy Williams

Five! Five travel weary cowboys!

1:05
Darren Trumeter

You better start brainstorming to some kind of something where I'll kill you and wear your boots!

2:13
Trevor Moore

I'll kill you and wear your boots!

3:08
Zach Cregger

I like to hula for all the strangers in town. I like to hula-

3:12
Sam Brown

That's just gay!

3:15
Zach Cregger

I'll shoot you and wear your boots!

3:19
Trevor Moore

How can it be gay if he's a Hawaiian hula girl?

4:44
Zach Cregger

Kenny, are you crying?

4:45
Trevor Moore

What? No, I think I just got some pee in my eyes.

4:50
Zach Cregger

That ain't pee, you're crying.

4:51
Trevor Moore

No, it's pee. Must be some splashback from earlier.

4:56
Zach Cregger

Did his story make you sad?

4:59
Trevor Moore

No, I peed on my face.

5:09
Zach Cregger

Show the three of us your mood ring right now, goddammit.

5:11
Timmy Williams

Fuck this sketch.

5:26
Trevor Moore

His story made me horny. (brandishes revolver)

5:30
Zach Cregger

Shit, man, you're horny. Fuck it. I don't care.

5:58
Timmy Williams

I'm gonna start my own comedy troupe where my guy's always the star and every sketch ends in song.

6:07
Timmy Williams

They're gonna be begging me to be on the Timmy Williams sketch group and everybody's gonna love it and they're gonna just fuckin' not know what to do with themselves anymore.

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