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A doctor (Trevor) has an immense fear of touching a patient's (Zach) lumpy testicle.
Cast & Characters
Trevor Moore
Cast
Zach Cregger
Cast
Quotes
Trevor Moore
I'm a doctor. That's what we'll do since you're so set on it. Let's just stand up, take out your thing...
Trevor Moore
I touched it. You're benign. You're benign. You're benign. It's fine. It's fine. It's totally fine.
Trevor Moore
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. I did it, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine!
Zach Cregger
That was my penis.
Trevor Moore
What, it was, ah! Ah!
Trevor Moore
Okay, I just gotta do it, I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor, I am a doctor. But this does not make me gay.
Zach Cregger
Of course not.
Trevor Moore
And there's no way this could turn me gay.
Trevor Moore
Hey, come back any time. I love you...