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Pennyweather Lemonade

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0:18
Charles Pennyweather (Dominic Dierkes)

Now I take those lemons, and using my secret family recipe, turn them into the sweetest coolest, tastiest lemonade while you ever did sip.

0:28
Charles Pennyweather (Dominic Dierkes)

Now people come from miles around just to have a glass of my lemonade, and then they immediately vomit.

0:36
Charles Pennyweather (Dominic Dierkes)

That's because I put a little sulfur in my lemonade.

0:42
Charles Pennyweather (Dominic Dierkes)

Now when you take a sip of my lemonade, the first thing you taste is 150 years of fine Pennyweather family tradition.

0:53
Charles Pennyweather (Dominic Dierkes)

The second thing you taste is the sulfur.

1:06
Charles Pennyweather (Dominic Dierkes)

There's no chemicals. No pesticides Just rich Kentucky soil and good old-fashioned country care.

1:16
Charles Pennyweather (Dominic Dierkes)

The sulfur comes from the Smith Taylor Chemical Supplies Company in Paterson, New Jersey.

1:28
Charles Pennyweather (Dominic Dierkes)

That's why we don't use factory-made processed sugar. No, ours comes straight from the cave. The sugar is the type you'd find in a good sweet tea or an icebox pie.

1:43
Charles Pennyweather (Dominic Dierkes)

The sulfur is sulfur.

1:49
Charles Pennyweather (Dominic Dierkes)

I just want y'all to remember one thing. When life hands you lemons, don't just make any lemonade. Make the best lemon- bleh

2:08
Charles Pennyweather (Dominic Dierkes)

I put sulfur in there.