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Enthusiastic (Trevor) and (Zach) have a scenario in mind for what they'd do in the army.
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0:11
Zach Cregger
No, we want to join together.
0:13
Trevor Moore
Yeah, we're best friends.
0:14
Zach Cregger
And we want to join the army.
0:25
Trevor Moore
Yeah, and one of the planes that shoots, not one of those faggy food planes.
0:45
Zach Cregger
Or we want a gun that's so big that you can't even hold it and it needs wheels!
0:53
Trevor Moore
I want to parachute at night into a city.
0:55
Zach Cregger
Yes!
1:11
Darren Trumeter
There's been a lot of fighting lately with these terrorist groups.
1:14
Zach Cregger
Yes! I want to be a terrorist!
1:16
Trevor Moore
The terror of the force of the air.
2:23
Darren Trumeter
You both are 18, right?
2:24
(Trevor Moore), (Zach Cregger)
Yep, today.
2:26
Darren Trumeter
Welcome aboard.