Sketch Info
In prison, Francis Scott Key (Sam) wants to write "The Star-Spangled Banner".
Cast & Characters
Francis Scott Key
Sam Brown
· Cast
Soldier
Trevor Moore
· Cast
Quotes
0:42
Soldier (Trevor Moore)
No, I don't want you to have a new nation. I'm British. I think your new song sucks. That's like me writing a song about how happy I am that you're in prison.
1:16
Francis Scott Key (Sam Brown)
I shall sing it.
1:18
Soldier (Trevor Moore)
No, that's okay. I think I've heard your song before.
1:20
Francis Scott Key (Sam Brown)
What are you talking about?
1:21
Soldier (Trevor Moore)
Your song. I think I've heard it before. It goes like... Oh, let's make a country of f***ts and queer up the whole dang world.
1:26
Francis Scott Key (Sam Brown)
Stop it. I'm forgetting my song.
1:27
Soldier (Trevor Moore)
Let's make a big problem and do each other in the butt. That's your song.