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You Son of a Bitch

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(Trevor) finds a man (Darren) kicking another man (Sam) for killing his children, but when it’s revealed that the man being assaulted was an executioner who executed the man’s children on Death Row, it leads (Trevor) to switch sides and begin kicking (Darren). The cycle repeats until (Trevor) finds out that both men are guilty of something, and begins kicking both. It is then revealed that this was the origin of a popular dance at bars and speakeasies known as "You Son of a Bitch".

Quotes

0:17
Trevor Moore

What are you doing, man?

0:18
Darren Trumeter

I'm kicking the shit out of this guy.

0:25
Trevor Moore

Why are you kicking this guy?

0:26
Darren Trumeter

He killed my kids!

0:30
Trevor Moore

Really?

0:31
Darren Trumeter

Yeah, both of them.

0:33
Trevor Moore

Oh, that sucks, man. What a jerk.

0:49
Trevor Moore

So how'd he kill your kids anyway?

0:51
Darren Trumeter

He's an executioner up at the state prison system.

0:55
Trevor Moore

Wait, are you serious?

0:56
Darren Trumeter

Yeah. They were on death row.

1:05
Sam Brown

Get down on the ground, you son of a bitch!

2:18
Sam Brown

He frowned upon our love because she was only eight years old.

2:22
Trevor Moore

You're the bad... You're both bad guys. Get down on the ground.

2:24
Trevor Moore

Take that, you son of a bitch!

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