Sketch Info
The morose king (Zach) needs something special to please him. Captain Crunch (Darren) has the solution: a beautiful "mermaid" (Sam).
Cast & Characters
King
Zach Cregger
· Cast
Trevor Moore
Cast
Captain Crunch
Darren Trumeter
· Cast
Jester
Timmy Williams
· Cast
Quotes
King (Zach Cregger)
Do that thing where you grab the tip of your penis really hard.
King (Zach Cregger)
I am morose!
Trevor Moore
We have maidens by the score that would tend to your every desire.
King (Zach Cregger)
Oh, no, no, I long for the touch of a maiden of the sea.
Captain Crunch (Darren Trumeter)
I present... Ariel of the sea.
Manatee (Sam Brown)
Ohhh...
Trevor Moore
Oh my god.
King (Zach Cregger)
She is gorgeous! Her eyes shimmer like the seas. Her hair flows like the oceans. And her breasts swell like the ocean.
Trevor Moore
Uh, your highness, I think that's a manatee.
King (Zach Cregger)
A scar runs the length of her body!
Trevor Moore
Probably from a motorboat. Manatees tend to get hit by motorboats.
Trevor Moore
Ariel, may I begin by touching you sexually?
Trevor Moore
Your Highness, I beg you, please do not fingerbang that manatee.