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A Hollywood screenwriter tries an unusual hors d'ouerve at a party.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
0:24
Darren Trumeter
Uh, what is this?
0:25
Trevor Moore
Uh, this is tar toast.
0:41
Darren Trumeter
What the hell is this?
0:42
Trevor Moore
It's tar toast. I just said that.
0:44
Darren Trumeter
This is not edible.
0:46
Trevor Moore
No, it's tar on toast.
1:01
Trevor Moore
What is wrong with you, man? You asked me what this was, I said it was tar toast, and then you put it in your mouth and you ate it.
1:08
Darren Trumeter
Well I thought like, tar toast was like, you know how mud cookies are peanut butter, ants on a log or something.
1:52
Darren Trumeter
Why would you walk around a party with a tray of tar on toast? Who does that? Are you on drugs?
1:58
Trevor Moore
Am I on drugs? You're eating street tar, man.