Sketch Info
Harold's (Trevor) volatile relationship with his wife (Sam) is the basis for the how-to book he's writing.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
0:13
Father (Trevor Moore)
It's called Ten Easy Steps to Having the Perfect Relationship.
0:17
Mother (Sam Brown)
You're writing a book about how to have the perfect relationship... hmm...
0:20
Father (Trevor Moore)
Are we going to do this right now? Do you seriously want to do this before the kids have even left for school?
0:29
Mother (Sam Brown)
Fucking hit me, Harold.
1:18
Mother (Sam Brown)
It's called How to Be a Drunk Asshole, Lose Your Job, and Go Nowhere in Life!
1:25
Father (Trevor Moore)
Bring that ugly bitch face here so I can cut it off!
1:51
Mother (Sam Brown)
Son of a bitch Harold, you bought the diet eggnog again!