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Tar Toast #2

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The screenwriter has to pitch his new idea to the very same person who tricked him into eating street tar.

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0:17
Darren Trumeter

You're the new VP?

0:19
Trevor Moore

Yep, and let me just say right off the bat, this is a stapler, those are pens, and you'll be sitting on chairs, none of which are edible.

0:28
Darren Trumeter

You know, I was in the hospital for ten days.

0:30
Trevor Moore

Well, you took street tar and you put it inside your body.

0:35
Darren Trumeter

So I guess I should just pitch this thing and get it over with.

0:37
Trevor Moore

Yeah, let's pitch this thing.

0:38
Darren Trumeter

Well, it's about a dog.

0:40
Trevor Moore

You know what? Don't like it.

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