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Alzheimer's

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Sammy (Sam) messes with his grandma (Darren).

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0:41
Sam Brown

Yeah, of course you don't remember pooping on the floor. You have Alzheimer's, grandma.

1:01
Sam Brown

I'm just fucking with you, grandma!

1:03
Grandma (Darren Trumeter)

So I didn't poop on the floor?

1:06
Sam Brown

No, the dog did.

1:07
Grandma (Darren Trumeter)

And I don't have Alzheimer's?

1:10
Sam Brown

No, you have Alzheimer's, Grandma.

1:42
Sam Brown

I saw you, with my eyes, get up get out of your couch, go over to France. You got undressed you slut and then you blew up the embassy with your mind-

1:48
Grandma (Darren Trumeter)

Why would I do tha-

1:50
Sam Brown

I'm not finished!

2:53
Trevor Moore

Dude, you're really mean to your grandmother.

2:55
Sam Brown

It's not my grandma. It's just some lady that leaves her door open.

2:59
Trevor Moore

Oh, that is cool.

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