Sketch Info
Zach and Sam have a better relationship with the boss (Timmy) than newbie Darren does.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Zach Cregger
In any second, he's gonna come in here, he's gonna give me the same spiel he just gave you. When he does, I need you to do me a solid, get down on your hands and knees, and help me tip our boss over.
Darren Trumeter
Dude, no.
Zach Cregger
Dude, do me a solid.
Darren Trumeter
I don't feel comfortable with this.
Zach Cregger
Don't you fuck me on this!
Timmy Williams
I hate hippie music. Do you understand that? Do you catch my drift, man?
Timmy Williams
Well, Trumeter, it appears that wordplay can no longer properly express your insubordination, and you have decided that it has come to arms.
Timmy Williams
Be that as it may, I will have you know that I am very highly trained in the combative arts. I have a sensei, and therefore, I accept your challenge. I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Sam Brown
Well, yeah, uh... I spilled a bunch of hot cocoa on your mail.
Timmy Williams
Cocoa on the mail? Soppy mail? Soggy mail is not how we run the machine with you cogs on the... Ow hahaha! You guys are a couple of jokers!