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0:56
Quentin Tarantino (Dominic Dierkes)

Okay, Adam Sandler, for the first shot of this movie that we're making, I'm gonna need you to take this beer, put it in the car outside, and we're going to drive away to Katie's house.

1:24
Quentin Tarantino (Dominic Dierkes)

I am Quentin Tarantino!

1:25
Cashier (Meggie McFadden)

I'm calling the cops.

1:26
Policeman (Donald Glover)

Did someone say they were calling the cops? Yeah! I've been watching this whole thing and both of you get in a paddy wagon! Where we will go to jail.

1:37
Policeman (Donald Glover)

But first, we will go to Katie's house so we will really see what is what. Dis is evidence.

1:49
Policeman (Donald Glover)

I am the law. I've been on the force for 30 years.

2:09
Policeman (Donald Glover)

Let's try it again. Same place.

2:10
Quentin Tarantino (Dominic Dierkes)

Alright, I'll be the cop.

2:11
Adam Sandler (DC Pierson)

I'll be Adam Sandler.