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In the midst of a Mall Bitches marathon, a music television newscaster (Trevor) reports on an alien abduction and Ozzfest.
Cast & Characters
Blizzard
Trevor Moore
· Cast
Quotes
0:12
Blizzard (Trevor Moore)
hi Okay, well so as everybody knows by now last night aliens came to earth and abducted all the world's smart people so we don't know when they're coming back and We're pretty much the only news team that's still around, so keep it here while we try to figure out what to do.
3:38
Blizzard (Trevor Moore)
Sometimes I don't know why I wasn't abducted-