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Little Rascals

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In an homage to The Little Rascals , (Trevor) and (Sam) make their way into a bar by disguising themselves as a tall person, and end up meeting another tall person (Zach, Timmy).

Quotes

0:45
Trevor Moore

I seem to have left my identification at home. But look how tall I am. I really doubt that someone of my height would be underage to drink.

2:24
Trevor Moore

So, um, are you really that tall?

2:31
Zach Cregger

Yes. Are you really that tall?

2:36
Trevor Moore

Um, absolutely.

3:49
Trevor Moore

Man, this is going great. I think she really likes us.

3:53
Sam Brown

I want to be on top now.

3:54
Trevor Moore

Well, I would trade places with you, buddy, but I kind of think she'd notice now.

4:17
Sam Brown

Oh, wait. Since we look so tall, she's probably going to expect a huge penis.

4:22
Trevor Moore

You're right. Her vagina must be gargantuan.

4:27
Timmy Williams

Wait a minute. We look so tall, he's probably going to be expecting a gargantuan vagina.

4:32
Zach Cregger

You're right. His penis must be huge. What are we going to do?

4:37
Timmy Williams

I don't want to be on the bottom anymore! I don't want to be on the bottom anymore!

5:05
Trevor Moore

Well, and I know I should have told you this right after I first met you, but I like to have sex with my coat on.

5:18
Zach Cregger

Oh. That's great. I do too.

5:23
Trevor Moore

And standing up.

5:25
Zach Cregger

I have no problem with that.

5:30
Trevor Moore

Wow. Okay, then um... Let's do this thing. I guess I'll just pull out my big penis here. Oh, there he is. Okay.

5:44
Zach Cregger

Wow. All right. I guess I'll whip out my vagina.

5:54
Trevor Moore

Okay, here we go.

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